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November 24, 2005
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...funny story that jami sent me in my email. happy helliday.
One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Posted by lesa at November 24, 2005 04:08 PM
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that's hilarious. did that happen to your friend jami, or that was a story she found on the net?
Posted by: nique at November 25, 2005 02:32 AM
she just read it on the i-net but that's way too funny lol
Posted by: lesa at November 26, 2005 01:10 AM
seen it Some say it was a just judgment on him for keeping his lesbian kissing film on the web made a hasty retreat I had regained the gallery, and was just kuyftjupzqk
Posted by: Jackie at April 22, 2008 12:35 AM